Rotten Tomatoes: 61%
Kids in Mind: 3.7.6
Suitable for children/parents: Definitely not for children.
Confession: I don’t like werewolf movies. Old movies, new movies, the whole idea of it holds no interest and has never been sufficiently well-executed for me to get past the fundamental absurdity of the concept. I can manage to suspend disbelief for vampires, zombies, ghosts, aliens, dinosaurs, superheroes, space robots that turn into cars (that last one takes a little more work than the others), but there’s just something about a man (or, rarely, a woman*) turning into a wolf that never fails to inspire an eye roll at best or gales of derisive laughter at worst. I just can’t do it.
The development of CGI has only made things worse. The transformation of Taylor Lautner and his various family members into werewolves is by no means the most laughable element of the Twilight movies (there’s still the plot, the writing, the casting, the acting, etc., etc.) but it’s definitely up there. It doesn’t help that the Twilight wolves are weirdly disproportionate; they’re gigantic. But even CGI wolves who are closer to scale are just plain boring. The recent Wolfman remake is a bizarre, excruciating combination of dullness, silliness, and ickiness, and I would generally consider myself a fan of director Joe Johnston (The Rocketeer, Jurassic Park III, Captain America: The First Avenger). (It was apparently a troubled production.) The Underworld movies, which I should theoretically enjoy given my fondness for the superficially similar Resident Evil series, are so forgettable that I had to look up plot summaries for all of the previous movies before seeing the most recent sequel; that was four months ago and I’ve already forgotten the plot of the new one, except that it was more blah blah blah about vampires vs. werewolves and vampires being in love with werewolves and zzzzzz.
So that is probably the main reason why I never got around to seeing Wolf until today, though it’s not the only one. Aside from the werewolf factor, I also didn’t really appreciate Michelle Pfeiffer as an actress until I saw I Could Never Be Your Woman a few years ago. That movie really turned my opinion of her around, and lately I’ve been catching up on some of the movies I purposely skipped over the years. (It was the combination of Up Close and Personal and To Gillian On Her 37th Birthday, both released in 1996, that made me think I probably didn’t need to see any more of her movies, ever, and that opinion persisted despite multiple viewings of One Fine Day over the years. But I Could Never Be Your Woman is adorable and charming, and someday may merit its own post; for now, you can check out Nathan Rabin’s review of the film in his “My Year of Flops” column, which is almost entirely on the money).
All I really knew about Wolf was that it was a werewolf movie, obviously, with Jack Nicholson as the title character and Pfeiffer as the girl, and it all looked aggressively uninteresting. So I was surprised to find that it was directed by Mike Nichols, of all people; that was the first clue that this was not going to be another Bad Moon. The supporting cast is also bizarrely overqualified for a movie whose logline is basically “Jack Nicholson becomes a werewolf”: Kate Nelligan, James Spader, Christopher Plummer, Eileen Atkins, David Hyde Pierce, Ron Rifkin, Richard Jenkins — plus David Schwimmer and Allison Janney in very small roles.
Nicholson works for a publishing company and is about to be aced out following the acquisition of the company by businessman Christopher Plummer. One night, he’s driving along in Vermont and hits a wolf. When he foolishly goes to investigate, the wolf bites him. After a while, he starts feeling great; he can see without his glasses, he develops super-hearing, his sense of smell is sharpened, and so on. His newfound aggression, when applied to reasserting his dominance at the publishing house, wins over Plummer. He also uses his new super-senses to determine that his wife (Nelligan) is having an affair with his protege (Spader), which frees him up to develop a connection with Plummer’s resentful daughter (Pfeiffer).
The film unexpectedly (and thankfully) spends more time on the elements of the plot involving corporate intrigue and the romance between Nicholson and Pfeiffer than it does on the actual transformation of Nicholson into a werewolf, such that up until the last 15 minutes or so, it seems to be on track as the only not-that-corny, semi-believable werewolf movie of all time. That can likely be attributed to Nichols’s direction (up until the climax) and the script, which was reworked a couple of times. Apparently an uncredited Elaine May is the writer responsible for making Pfeiffer’s character as decent as she is. For “the girl,” she’s sharp and intelligent and mostly avoids becoming a Damsel in Distress until the climactic battle; even then, she ultimately plays a critical role in its resolution.
But, oh, That Scene. As if men turning into wolves isn’t sufficiently ridiculous, the second-worst part of werewolf movies is the inevitable battle between the good wolf and the bad wolf. The werewolf transitions in this movie are relatively organic and therefore, not that bad, but the final battle abruptly veers into all-out silliness as Nicholson and the bad wolf growl and grapple in a fight to the death.
That aside, the rest of the movie is so surprisingly engaging that perhaps the obligatory action scene can be forgiven. In Premiere magazine, producer Douglas Wick noted, “I always hated werewolf movies … because I couldn’t relate to the character. But we felt that if you took the audience in teeny increments, all of a sudden you’d find yourself in an extreme place. We wanted to tell the story in quarter inches. Hence the choice of Mike Nichols. He would make it about details.”
And it almost worked. The twist ending is great. Maybe I can just fast-forward through That Scene next time.
*The sole exception to my anti-werewolf policy is Ginger Snaps, which cleverly uses lycanthropy as a metaphor for a teenage girl’s transition into adulthood.